Keanu Reeves: 2 September 1964

What’s most perplexing about Keanu is not his mass appeal: he’s the handsome, strong silent type which advantageously positions him for both action and romantic lead roles. He’s also remarkably down to earth (Virgo is an Earth sign) whether driving a bus in Speed or romancing Sandra Bullock in the Lake House we like Keanu – this is an easygoing, agreeable guy. It’s what we don’t know about Keanu that intrigues, like why in every performance we still see a little bit of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure in Keanu? Is he really married? And for heaven sake why does he keep giving away money to the little guys, like when he bought motorcycles for twelve crew members of the Matrix? To the first question, Virgos simply can’t represent themselves to be someone they are not – having already earned the authenticity of Leo, Keanu can only be himself. Second, Virgo is the unattainable Virgin, whole unto herself who even if married will never be completely possessed by another. Finally, although he’s as rich as the lot of them, the Virgin knows when she’s been blessed – giving money away to “the little guys” is a path to service.