Born on A Rotten Day by Hazel Dixon-Cooper

A humorous deadpan take on the Sun Sign of all the people you love, and love to hate (with a decidedly negative slant on everyone’s foibles). Ms. Hazel doesn’t sugar coat the obvious and incredibly annoying, how refreshing! It’s not all rotten tomatoes, for good measure she covers Good Sun sign/Bad Sun sign.  Love the sections on surviving the four worst behaviors of each sign, and how to survive your Aries boss, or your Virgo co-worker. Great quotes from celebs elucidate the evils.

On one Aquarius Man: “He’s paranoid. He will keep the curtains closed, the TV tuned to CNN, and the answering machine in action. He will expect you to report any unusual activities at the gorcery store, or on your job, which he will immediately assimilate into his latest disaster fantasy.” On one Aquarius Woman: “Ms. Aquarius has a touch of money grubber in her soul. Although she’s not quite as obvious as a Capricorn cheking your Dun and Bradstreet rating, she does firmly believe in the old cliche’ that says it’s as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. Charming, stunning, and nine-time married Zsa Zsa Gabor once said, “I’ve never hated a man enough to give back his diamonds.”